mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

2 weeks ago · 563,944 notes

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

2 weeks ago · 61,980 notes

australian-government:

fun fact: my anaconda don’t want none because animals can’t comprehend human emotions

2 weeks ago · 781 notes

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

2 weeks ago · 353,298 notes

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."Things I’ll teach my children (via sexual-feelings)

2 weeks ago · 344,253 notes

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

2 weeks ago · 674,887 notes

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.
peetnissneyokang:

poster on We Heart It.

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

1 month ago · 626,953 notes

familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

image

this wasnt what i meant

1 month ago · 78,288 notes