treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

1 week ago · 304,506 notes

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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1 week ago · 153,803 notes

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

2 weeks ago · 585,799 notes

sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

2 weeks ago · 427,993 notes

free-martinis:

https://twitter.com/Markgatiss/status/486496592225370112

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

2 weeks ago · 744,590 notes

sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation

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