If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
consultingsuperhusbands:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair

#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect
clearlynotahipster:

The real reason I will watch season 4.

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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http://www.meladoodle.com/post/71555561941/katara-frick2heck-pantheisticsunshine

katara:

frick2heck:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that:

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more…

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8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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whitenightsandbluemoons:

Dorm room of a Drew University student, 2009.

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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