mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

6 days ago · 543,029 notes

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

6 days ago · 47,538 notes

australian-government:

fun fact: my anaconda don’t want none because animals can’t comprehend human emotions

6 days ago · 780 notes

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

6 days ago · 310,695 notes

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."Things I’ll teach my children (via sexual-feelings)

6 days ago · 321,816 notes

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

6 days ago · 656,613 notes

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.
peetnissneyokang:

poster on We Heart It.

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

3 weeks ago · 609,222 notes

familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

image

this wasnt what i meant

3 weeks ago · 68,823 notes